titty

tits

2003-06-16T02:41:07Z

whoaaaaaaa, home sick like shit. but still loving ny. happy faters day.

fuck the bull

2003-06-04T18:31:13Z

so tomorrow i have to go to vidal sasson to get my hair did, i hope the fuckin stylest doesnt make me look like a mad man because i have to go court on the 23.

elp,aesop,rjd2 on sat for free because of super faggie hookup.

yo

2003-05-23T17:08:47Z

so yeah, getting arrested fucking sucks, dont do it. but for real it was the worst thing and the funniest thing that has ever happened but is going to cost me some dolla bills yall.

jmorg9000 @ 2031-05-11T16:12:00

2003-05-11T20:12:42Z

happy fuckin mothers day bitch

jmorg9000 @ 2031-05-07T13:01:00

2003-05-07T17:44:31Z

hot dam. so urban outfitters is kicking my fucking ass. i havent had to actually work more than like 15 hours a week in over 6 months. but its all going to be worth it when i get that pay check. i was hollain at this one dime piece but i think that shit fell through, she was way too hot. ha. and i think that summer is never going to come around because im getting a sore throat from my room being cold at night and riding over the willyB after dark. thats all goodnight.

Master P

2003-04-24T00:24:43Z

dam this week was awesome. we had the "goth party" which only like 4 people dressed up goth? which kinda sucked. i made out with this girl and then my friend ended up going home with her! ha! i think that was the highlight of the party, for me atleast. then on monday i had an interview at urban outfitters and got hired today (wednesday) fuckin awesome im actually going to have a full time job that pays alright. and to top it off my last day of riding for a living is comming up so ill actually want to go on a bike ride every now and then this summer. alright thats enough, i think this might be my longest post ever.

make em say uhhhh

GOTHIC PARTY

2003-04-15T20:04:42Z

party this sat at 43 bushwick ave. come gothic as hell.

grand stop off the L (lets out at bushwick and grand, walk down to 43)

strike a pose

2003-04-09T22:27:53Z

oh man you cant tell from this picture but, lauren did a photoshoot with me where i was susposed to be naked.. but being the pussy i am, i was afriad to strip all the way down so i just had my shirt off. but aah they came out pretty good, i think i'm ready to start my modeling career.

what a shitty scan, the background is susposed to be orange

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pictures to fuck2

2003-04-03T01:24:44Z

ugly face

snow

me and my hommie

so me and sona already broke up i cant believe it! ohh well i guess its better that way since we live so close to each other.

hey hey hey

2003-04-01T05:32:59Z

party of the century

2003-03-23T00:13:28Z

ahh shit party at our house call 917 975 4404 if you want to come!

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PS bring the whole neighborhood

the day after

2003-03-18T21:03:29Z

yehaw, randall was so drunk last night he was starting fights with everyone at luxx. colin was wasted. we took some nice young ladies home and got silly. so much for looking. today after that crazy night we went and hung out at jason dills apt. in soho. what a name dropper. ahh i start work tomorrow. i dont want to work. ohh well im going to sell one of my balls so i dont have to for a while. ps fuck a date.

jmorg9000 @ 2031-03-16T17:50:00

2003-03-16T22:49:01Z

umm lets see. went to the pool last night, tons of fun and enids. lisa went back to st pete today, sad times. kristin happy bday a day late

word to your mother

drunki

2003-03-14T23:16:07Z

whoa last night was a blast

1.went to lolitas with lisa, lauren, and maggie. they got hit on by some spanish ese's.
2.drank two 22oz bottles of Olde english. on the way to welcome to the johnsons.
3.drank cheap cans of PBR at welcome to the johnsons. talked about gang starr, talib kweli, and common with ryan, which by the way are comming to roseland ballroom in a week or so. cant fucking wait!
4. went to a store with maggie and got another 22oz, drank em in the lobby of a chase bank and talked about the date that we are going on tuesday.
5.went back to meet the johnsons and met lauren and ryan.
6.took the train to my house, planned on baking cookies but we ended up just being really drunk. me and randall played some cover songs, and danced for a while, lauren and maggie spent the night and ryan went home.

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how do you feel?

2003-03-12T20:04:52Z

so after intensive medical testing (sleeping,reading,and playing pool) for 4 days i increased my bank roll by $1300. i love it and im never going to get a real job.

jmorg9000 @ 2031-03-05T14:01:00

2003-03-06T00:06:22Z

easy internet cafe, staying up all night, and medical studies.

i love laurens

2003-03-02T02:19:21Z

life is good

dude check out laurens journal for more hilarity.

i'm totally gay

2003-02-26T04:39:01Z

lauren convinced me that i'd look totally sweet with straight hair.
we hung out all night and breakdanced shit up.

yeaaaa dude

breakdancing

yeaa dogg

growing a thrid nipple

2003-02-25T22:52:32Z

soo, i havent got a job still because im a lazy bastard. now i spend my days sleeping and going to easy internet cafe then getting drunk at the odizzle. instead of actually getting ajob im going to do this medical study, i have to stay for liek 4 days and then i get paid 1300. hopefully nothing bad will happen to me like getting a strange rash in the no no spot. but if that happens it will still be worth it, 1300 more in my bank accournt an no work!! ohh yeah do you think its worth it to trade one testicle for 40,000?

fuck friday

2003-02-12T06:59:39Z

yO. so aerobix is totally kicking ass now, we made a beat today at kyles that is going to knock your socks off. yeah you lauren! by the way when are you going to bring over the video games? so i dont really have a valentines, besides mallory, but that doesnt count because we cant "do it" long distance. ohh well i guess we will both just have to masturbate to the thought of each other. umm im at easy internet cafe now in TS and they jacked up the price, instead of like 4 hours for only a buck we only get 2 hours. fuckin tit. dam still no job. i think that i might get a job at the bagel store, until something at urban outfitters opens up, or until i can get a job at the movie theater. besides not being able to spend tons of money on everthing here ny is still awesome and everyone should come and visit whenever. ohh yeah mc paul barman is on friday!! its going to be another awesome show,
toodles

friday fucking night

2003-02-01T07:03:43Z

yeah so im hanging out at brendons house on friday night and we had this big plan to go out and dance our butts off but ofcourse that didnt happen. we ended up staying at his house with melissduh and drinkig a stupid amount of beer. so me and melissa are in loooooove!!! ohh yeah i hung out with moby and leo fitzpatrick the other night, you know hanging out with stars and shit. i dont have a job again and im not looking forward to getting one but i have to get money some way so i guess that ill just be a bus boy like lauren said or start selling things. so thats enough for this update!

toodles

2003-01-20T18:07:22Z

so ny is awesome. i finally got a job as a bike messenger, it is so fun to ride in the city and get paid for it. i kinda miss a few friends in florida but they should all just move up here and have a blast. alright im supposed to be at work right now but im taking a break at the easy internet cafe in times square so back to making that paper.

ight...

jmorg

nymothafuckinc

2003-01-09T23:58:18Z

dont hate!

St. pete, seeeeeyuh

2002-12-31T22:45:28Z

finally, i do believe that this will be my last sucky ass update from FL for a long ass time. man this past week has been a lot of fun! starbucks, bucket man, cheap trick, throwing rocks at security guards, hanging out with ricky and katie, finding out that they are going to come and live with me and randall in brooklyn, hanging with my little bro and sis, getting money for christmas, finding little ann after she broke out this joint, hanging with sabine, and going to a party tonight! man, why am i going to move? ha.

yall know who the master is, I'll tattoo jmorg on your ass with jizzzzz!

L train

2002-12-23T09:40:56Z

whoa, last two weeks have been off the hizzle.....yeah. so randall and jmorg have found a place in brooklyn!!!!im in florida for the moment and im going to be here until the 27th. but yeah when i was in ny i saw two celebs...jessie camp and moby. ahhhhhhhhhhh. walter krunkite!